It’s A Boy (Again)!
Chrissy and I went in for her ultrasound appointment yesterday to find out the gender of “Baby 2.0″. After sitting in the waiting room for over an hour (or sleeping on my shoulder, in Chrissy’s case), we finally got in to take a look at things. This, apparently, requires half a gallon of green goo, applied liberally by the technician. She walked us through all of the baby’s body parts and internal organs, verifying that everything existed and seemed to be functioning properly. But Chrissy was only interested in one particular part (or its lack thereof).
Baby 2.0 was not being cooperative in the least. We kept getting slight glimpses of what may or may not be proof of gender, but Chrissy would stand for nothing less than concrete evidence. Even the doctor who sat in on the examination couldn’t give us a 100% certainty. He said that he would give it 70% odds on being a boy. Chrissy was not having it. So, she was rolled over on her side for fifteen minutes to cause the baby to change position. Now the technician got a clear view of the package, and the doctor then confirmed it. So, we’re officially having another boy on July 22nd, 2008.
Now we just need to decide on a name. We had chosen “Addison Riley” as a girl’s name, but now we don’t need that one. Chrissy has liked “Jacob Anthony” since before Aiden came along, but I don’t like either name. I’m currently partial to “Charles Montgomery”, but Chrissy says no to both. We both like the name “Lucas”, but Swavek has given us a multitude of reasons why we should not bestow that curse upon our child (playgrounds swirling with insults such as “Lucas Mucus,” “Lucas Puke-us,” “Luke Skywalker,” etc.). So the baby is still “Baby 2.0″ for now.
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I vote “Optimus Wilson”.
Adama Tiberius Prime Prince Adam Lion-O Kenobi Vader Lebowski Bruce Wilson.
“Optimus” is right out. “My name is Optimus P. Wilson.” Just so wrong. If I were to go with a Roman name, it would have to be “Maximo”, and we could call him “Max” for short.
Speaking of geek-inspired names, I was thinking about “Crichton” as a first name, like in Farscape, or perhaps the author of “Jurassic Park”. I like the sound of “Crichton Matthew”, but it’s still growing on Chrissy.
Michael
Dude, no on Crichton as a first name. And you know how much I love Farscape. Nothing stopping you as a middle name though.
Dixon Crichton Wilson?
Ooh… Optimus Tiberius Picard. Just drop the Wilson completely.
Some other ideas:
Realistic:
Holden
Winston
Colin
Dean
Gavin
Cillian
Vincent
Out There, but passable:
Woodrow
Zeke
Englebert (aw, c’mon, you know you want to!)
Kieran (means “little dark one” in Gaelic)
Lorcan (means “little fierce one”… goes with Aiden: “little fire”)
Really Out There:
Sargent
Cloverfield
Turkish (from Snatch)
Aragorn
Valen
“Gavin”. Hmmmm…
Michael