Oct 28 2008
How Long Could You Survive Chained To A Bunk Bed With A Velociraptor?
I’m not sure how scientifically accurate this is, but BunkBeds.net estimates that I would survive for a mere one minute and nineteen seconds if chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. That’s based on my fighting skills, jumping ability, and bulldog tenacity (or lack thereof).
That hardly seems fair. I’d like to think that I could fake out that dino with some quick moves and then strangle him Jabba-style with his own chain. I’d probably be eviscerated with his powerful forward claws though, but not before putting up a good fight! Aiden has bunk beds, so I should go practice.
UPDATE: Chrissy read this post and decided to try her luck against the Bunk Bed of Doom. She didn’t even last a minute! However, I just raised my chances by 20 seconds by adding the possibility of throwing her at the velociraptor. “I don’t have to outrun the raptor, darlin’, I just have to outrun you!”
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