Worst Father Ever Steals Twinkie From His Boy

There was an Easter party at Aiden’s pre-school on Thursday.  He got a “goodie bag” that held a variety of treats, including one Twinkie.  I love Twinkies.  I wanted it as soon as I saw it.

Rather than risk having the boys fight over who gets the Twinkie (Gavin wants whatever Aiden has, and vice versa), I decided to quietly put it in my lunch bag.  Without anyone knowing.

Twinkies

So I just ate the Twinkie.  It was delicious.  But now I am wracked with guilt.  I stole a Twinkie from my boy.  Clearly, I am the worst parent ever.

The only way to make this right is to buy a box of Twinkies and make sure that everyone gets one.  And I get two (or three).  Man, I love Twinkies…

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