1) Buzz Aldrin. Who’s that old guy that isn’t looking at the same point in space as everyone else?  That’s Buzz Aldrin, the actual second astronaut to step foot on the moon!  This serves as Aldrin’s seal of approval on Bay’s re-enactment of the first Moon landing in the opening scenes of the movie.  But the guy can’t act.  At some point, Michael Bay just gives up: “Look up here, Buzz, Optimus Prime is supposed to be RIGHT HERE.  HERE!  Ah, nevermind…”

2) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.  Megan Fox was plucked from obscurity to star in Transformers (2007) because she looked good in cutoff jeans while washing Bay’s car.  That was her audition.  Similarly, supermodel Rosie was hired after she showed up for Bay’s audition in her signature Victoria’s Secret lingerie.  Neither actress was hired for her acting ability, but Rosie at least makes Carly likable.  It might be the British accent that won me over, but she is arguably hotter than Fox.

3) John F. Kennedy. The historically accurate cameos were neat.  Four American presidents made appearances and three of them re-enact actual televised recordings from the past.  The only one that was clearly shown, though, was John F. Kennedy, telling his men that they needed to get to the moon pronto.  I’ve seen some pretty good facial animation in video games, but Kennedy looked like a plastic head on a stuffed suit.  He has an excuse though, he’s kinda dead.

Here is a list of Star Trek references that I saw:

• Episode that Brains and Wheelie are watching on TV.  “This is the one where Spock goes nuts.”
• “This is like the Starship Enterprise in here.”  Sam to Dylan in his showroom.
• “You will always be my friend.”  Optimus Prime to Sam before blasting off.
• “…My friend.” Actual Nimoy sound clip from Bumblebee’s radio to Sam.
• “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”  Sentinel Prime to the Autobots.  I was waiting for “or the one”.
• The disintegration of Cybertron.  It looked suspiciously like the black hole that destroyed Vulcan.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Star Trek, but Orci and Kurtzman took the Nimoy love to an unexpected level.  As it turns out, Leonard Nimoy is the uncle of Michael Bay’s wife, so it’s possible that Michael Bay snuck the Spock references into the script after casting was finalized.  Well, it’s fun for the fans and doesn’t involve needless scenes of dog humping, so I approve.

Each Puggle takes about nine hours to make by hand, so there are only so many commission slots available each month.  When one backed out, Cally asked if I wanted to get in.  I sent over a mock-up image (above) of what I thought a Fort Max Puggle would look like.  We hammered out some details via Twitter and she went to work.

The Puggleformer came in a hand-made designer package (is that wallpaper?) with a small name tag wrapped around it.  As luck would have it, the Puggle is the same size as Cerebros, which forms the head!  It’s cute by itself, but looks especially cool when placed between Fort Max’s shoulders.  The photos barely do it justice.

Well, Target restocked this weekend, and they got all of the new deluxe-sized figures in.   I got “Hunt For The Decepticons” Jetblade, Sea Attack Ravage and Ironhide.  Basically everything but the new Battle Blade Bumblebee, since I’m just not into collecting Bayblebees.  I did get the “War For Cybertron” Bumblebee though, because he’s awesome, and the War For Cybertron Optimus Prime.  I haven’t completed the War For Cybertron game, but these figures look great.

I picked up the other two figures from the Generations line: Drift and Thrust.  I’ll definitely be buying the Blurr repaint and the Dirge remold when they come out.  And because they were on clearance for seven bucks each, I bought the “NEST Global Alliance” Tuner Mudflap and Strike Mission Sideswipe.  It’s the only Mudflap that I own, and most likely the only one from the Bayformer Twins that I’ll ever own.

Although Target didn’t have the Power Core Combiner 2-packs, they did have the first two 5-packs.  I picked up the Aerialbots and the Combaticons.  Although it’s a shame that the limbs are considered “drones”, and as such don’t transform into robot modes, the combined modes do look cool.  Plus there’s the added bonus of being able to put the limbs on the figures from the 2-packs.  And I went back to Toys R Us today to pick up all three of those.

Chrissy put the exclusive toys on eBay for a five-day auction.  Many other people put their own sets on eBay, and the ones that sell first get the most money.  Five days was too much time for people to wait and compare our auction with others.  It would have been better to put the items on a three-day auction because the ones that ended first all got higher bids.  We could have easily made a few hundred dollars more if we had ended the auction sooner.  The problems didn’t end there, so the blame isn’t completely on Chrissy.

The winning bidder on our box set was from China.  The auction stated that it was for US bids only, but somehow this person ended up winning anyway.  As opposed to canceling and re-listing the item, we decided to go ahead and ship it to China.  However, shipping to China costs a lot of money, more than twice what we had stated for domestic shipping.  We had to inform the auction winner that shipping would now be $65 instead of $30.  He was not happy, but decided to pay the extra money to ship the item internationally.

The rest of the auctions ended without incident, although not totaling as much as I would have liked.  One guy even won three of our items, so we agreed to reduce the shipping on multiple wins.  I took everything to the post office and got in line.  I grabbed a bunch of the boxes they put out for free and wrapped everything up in bubble wrap off the shelf.  I began filling out address slips and insurance forms.  The post office normally supplies Priority Mail packages for free, but now they have a new service for Flat Rate Shipping which cost a little more.

I didn’t realize that the boxes that I packed the items in were Flat Rate Shipping boxes, and therefore I got reamed on shipping.  The boxes that I thought should have shipped for $7 or $8 ended up costing $18 each, including the insurance and confirmation.  Much more than what I had charged: $10 to one guy and $15 to the other guy with the multiple auctions.  So that was $36 on shipping for two packages that should have cost around $15.  And the post office had closed while I was in line, so it was too late to switch back to Priority Mail boxes.

When I got home from my two-hour stay at the post office (I had international forms, shipping confirmations and insurance forms to fill out), Chrissy informed me that one of the packages had not been paid for yet.  Why am I shipping something to a guy for free?  So I had to call the main hub to retrieve the package.  A few hours later, the Gary hub called back to let me know that it was being sent back to my local branch on the next truck.  I couldn’t just take the package back the next day, I had to get a refund on the shipping first.  On the third day, the winner, and I use that term loosely, paid for the auction.

I thought I would be able to pay less for shipping this time, so I took the items out of the Flat Rate box before going back into the post office.  They’re supposed to have Priority Mail boxes in the lobby, but they only had the tiny ones out and they insisted that I use the Flat Rate box again.  I told them that I didn’t want to pay $18 again, and that I just wanted the regular Priority Mail because these items were less than a pound and would probably ship for much less.  The total cost with insurance and confirmation was $19!  So I got reamed on shipping anyway and still ended up paying way more than I charged.

And now the lady at the post office hates me.

We got to Florida a week before Botcon so that we could spend a few days in the Disney parks.  We had a lot of fun, but it was tiring because the weather consisted of 95° heat and 88% humidity the entire time.  Besides the heat, Harry Potter World had just opened across town at Universal Studios, so attendance was down in the Disney parks.  This meant that we got to try lots of fun rides that we had never been on before because the lines were really short.  So it all worked out.

Botcon was fun, but there were some downsides.  I missed the autograph session with Peter Cullen because I only showed up for the line one hour early.  The line started at 5 AM and it was completely filled long before I got there.  On the bright side, I did get a couple of chances to speak to Hideaki Yoke during the convention.  This is the guy that designed the original Megatron toy.  He has had a hand in every Transformers figure since Diaclone.  I have met Peter Cullen a couple of times in the past, but meeting Yoke-san was a real treat.

I met a lot of celebrities of the Transformers world over the weekend, but I also caught up with lots of friends.  This was the first year that I socialized with people at Botcon, mostly with people that I met on Twitter or Facebook.  It was nice to meet everyone in person.  Usually I just go and hang out with Chrissy for a couple of days and buy some toys, but this time I hung out with some people while Chrissy went out to the parks with the boys.  I took pictures of almost everyone that I met and put them on Twitter.

I like to hear what new stuff is coming out next year during the Hasbro panels, but mostly I go to Botcon to buy Transformers.  I have most of the modern figures, but I still need to fill in parts of my vintage collection.  This year I neglected to bring a Visa or MasterCard.  We only brought the Discover card to spend on, and of course none of the vendors accepted Discover.  I could still buy some of the figures from the ’87 and ’88 lines that I needed, but I could have easily blown another thousand bucks in the dealer room if I had brought a Visa.

We also attended an Awards Dinner on Saturday night.  This was designed to honor real people and fictional robots into the Transformers Hall Of Fame.  The dinner was pretty good, and we saw induction speeches from Peter Cullen, Hideaki Yoke, and Bob Budiansky.  I was surprised that music by Stan Bush was not used during the introductory videos, or that Scott McNeill was not asked to speak after the Fan’s Choice character was announced, since he was the voice of Dinobot in the Beast Wars series.

During the dinner, they announced the location of next year’s Botcon.  It will be in Pasadena, California again next year.  This is the same place as last year, but they’ll have a new movie to promote again.  Michael Bay and several actors from the movie made appearances last year, so I assume that plans are in the works to do something similar for Transformers 3.  This is the first time that Fun Publications has re-used a Botcon location, however, so I think that lots of people were upset (at least those that don’t live anywhere near California, like us).

The next morning, all of the hotel rooms in Pasadena were booked.  If I recall correctly, the problem last year was that convention hotels did not have enough rooms to accommodate all of the Botcon attendees.  Chrissy heard at Disney World that the Disneyland parks were completely different, so we might stay at the Disneyland resorts instead.  This means that I would have to rent a car and drive the twenty five five miles to Pasadena every morning in LA traffic.  I suppose that’s all right, but I’ll have to wake up extra early in order to make the Peter Cullen autograph line.  At least I’ll be able to spend the rest of the week at Disneyland with my family.

I’d like to get a copy through GameStop so that I can get that Shockwave unlockable character.  Unless the unlockables only work on the console versions, as the rumors go.  If we’re lucky, there will be a War For Cybertron panel at Botcon to clear up the rumors.  It’s possible that they’ll be selling the game at Botcon too, which would rock.

Chrissy called me and said, “You’ve got a package.”  I asked her who it was from.  “It’s a Transformer.”  This was pretty obvious, being a white box with the NEST Global Alliance logo on one side.  Inside the box was a MISB Recon Ravage, a $5 coupon towards a $20 Revenge of the Fallen purchase and a letter from Optimus Prime.

The main distinguishing characteristic of this Ravage from the original is the chrome plating.  Although this is popular with the latest Japanese toys, Hasbro hasn’t used extensive chroming since the Beast Wars era.  Sure, bits and pieces like weapons and such have gotten the treatment since the Transmetal line, but not to this extent.

The remaining paint is also striking, with nice use of red and yellow highlights.  Ravage has a single yellow optic replacing the purple one from the original (I hate that — he needs two eyes!).  I dig the silver Decepticon logo on his flank rather than the purple one that the original sported on its back.  It’s easier to see.

I opened up my original Ravage in order to take photos of the two together.  I’m wondering if I should have gotten one of the Canadian releases, just to have one in the package.  At any rate, I’m now anticipating the release of “Sea Attack Ravage”, since I love me some repaints.  I’ll post some updated comparison shots then.

To preface, Sony started marketing their consumer robot line, the “Robot Companions”, in 2019.  They’re old hat by now, used as butlers, dog walkers, and house keepers — but then the very vocal Transformers Party started demanding a Transformer version.  After the Transformers Party took the Senate in 2032, Sony finally acquiesced, partnered with Takara-Hasbro, and built one that actually transforms!  I have little need for a three-foot tall semi truck in my house (With wheels, no less! How quaint!), but Prime still functions as a consumer-grade household appliance in robot mode.  I’ve got him answering my holo-mail now, cooking me pancakes in the morning, and battling spam-bots in the front yard (they come to your house now!).

But here’s the best part (been waiting 25 years for this):  No more buying Prime repaints!  The nano-paint on Robot Companion Prime can actually change colors when you touch the Matrix in his chest.  I’ll just pop open the chest panels (whoosh!), and there’s the Matrix!  You can’t see it, but it shines with its own inner glow, and it’s big enough for an adult to hold up, Rodimus-style, to light their darkest hour.  There, now he’s white and pale blue for Ultra Magnus.  And now he’s Black and Teal for Scourge.  And now he’s green and yellow for Chupacabra Buster, that’s when Prime defeated the Chupacabras.  Well, that hasn’t happened yet for you, but just know that things get bumpy for the human race around, oh, 2015.

No, I’ve already said too much!  I’m risking quantum paradoxical synergies by just calling back like this!  Just know that this is the Transformers figure to wait for!  Try to stay alive long enough to own one of these (remember, 2015 is the rough patch!).  He was almost too expensive to afford on my retirement account, but he’s well worth it!  With any luck, the designer for 50th Anniversary Prime will hear this and make it their life’s work to build it, or else, y’know, this future might not exist.  So, this is Michael Wilson, signing off, FROM THE FUTURE!

– For a recorded version of this contribution, please listen to episode 50 of the GCRN ToyCast podcast.

Be sure to boost it up to 480 dpi for some higher res goodness, like you would see it on a PC (I played at 1200 dpi, so it was sweet).  Pretty much everything that you can do is outlined here in this short clip.  It’s fairly simple, but here are the main game mechanics demonstrated:

• Running vs Walking: Running eats up stamina and you can’t do it for long. And you can’t shoot while you run, because you’re kind of ducked down.
• Taking Cover: You can hide behind almost anything. While you’re under cover, the enemies are advancing, but you can pop up and aim (which zooms in on targets) or just blind fire around cover (low chance to hit).
• Tuck And Roll: You can dive forward, back, or side to side. It helps you evade gunfire or get to cover quickly.
• Health: Your health bar is the red Gear that appears around the targeting reticule. The redder it gets, the more dead you are. Ducking behind cover will make it go away so that you can fight some more.
• Weapons: You have three to chose from any given time, so carry the ones that suit your play style or the mission objectives. You can also fling grenades to kill enemies or crush their emergence holes. In this video, the player plugs the holes quickly, but up to six enemies come out if you don’t.
• Reloading: Ammo burns quickly, so you have to constantly pick up more when you find it (or from dead enemies). Also, you have to replace your clip quickly when your weapon runs out.
• Chainsaw Bayonet: That enemy get too close?  You can always melee fight with your chainsaw!

There’s a lot to love here.  The backgrounds are beautiful, and it really looks like you’re making your way through the ruined husk of a modern city.  The cut scenes flow fluidly in and out of the action, giving everything a movie quality.  The pacing is frenetic, and it only lets up when you hit a save point.  And then there is the blood, yes there’s a lot of it, especially if you enjoy chainsaw dancing.

I also dig the chatter.  Enemies throw taunts at you, and your AI-controlled squadmates taunt back.  Your buddies tell you where the enemies are coming from (“To your left!”) and sometimes call for help.  When you can take a breath, they talk about their lives before the war.  This really brings out the personalities of your team mates, making the story more interesting.

So, now that you’re up to speed, imagine this same concept with Transformers on Cybertron.  We’ve already seen footage of Bumblebee taking cover behind steel slabs that pop out of the ground (cover on demand?).  Converting to vehicle mode might be similar to running, fast but lacking an ability to return fire.  Each playable character will have two special abilities, which might equate to the limited number of weapons available to the Gears.

I can see the similarities here, which could be awesome when coupled with the established personalities and abilities of the core set of Transformers.  If Cybertron is rendered nearly as nicely as the locations in Gears of War, we could be in for a real treat.  Imaging small teams of Autobots, mowing down waves of enemy drones through the ruins of metal cities that go up for miles.  Or melee fighting with energon axes and glowing maces.  I see the potential.

The only downside is for people who enjoy first-person shooters, open-ended game play, or role playing aspects.  There’s none of that here.  You’re on a rail, stopping every so often to kill things and possibly watch a cut scene to advance the story.  One of the things that I liked best about the Transformers Armada game was the ability to backtrack to previous locations for new items and adjust your weapons/skills in inventory accordingly.  Despite the limitations, I played all the way through Gears about five times.

This is all speculative, however.  The game designers merely mentioned that the game would play like Gears of War, and we’ve only seen one trailer for the game.  But a lot of this does make sense, when seen in light of existing Gears footage.  This really makes me anxious to play this game.  It might be too derivative to the Best Game Ever, but it just might be the Best Transformers Game Ever.  I’ll hold my opinions until I see the online play.  Let me fight against player-controlled Decepticons!